↑ my bitch wife ♡
complaint department ↓
                          BEFORE YOU FOLLOW...                          
<< this is my stupid wife
                             DON'T FOLLOW IF...                             
basic DNi criteria- racist/xenophobic, sexist, ableist, homophobic, transphobic, right-wing, trump supporter, pro-life, pedophiles/MAPs/whatever you're calling yourself we know you diddle kids stay away from me
israel supporters- just read the linked carrd man i'm tired of y'all.
lgbtq+ exclusionists- who are the big bad neopronouns hurting, bud? get behind me, i'll protect you from the people who identify in ways you don't like!
antishippers- nothing against your personal discomfort with certain subject matter, i just find y'all are real rude about it. makes me feel gross for being assaulted when there's a bunch of people saying it's too disgusting to draw or write about.
"i don't believe in DID/but it's rare../but you don't really have it"- educate yourself.
🍈 LiKES
animals, animation, character design, psychology, fictional villains, writing fanfic that should never see the light of day, projecting onto fictional characters at an unhealthy rate
🌿 DISLiKES
bad drivers, the government's refusal to separate church and state, my chemical romance, miu iruma defenders, people who are pushy about 'egg cracking' (you're weird)
"kitten" as a pet name

  • my little pony: friendship is magic

  • the owl house

  • sonic (movies, boom, prime)

🐍 OTHER homestuck, amphibia, smiling friends, arcane, house md, hazbin hotel, rick and morty, helluva boss

  • stardew valley

  • friday night funkin

  • minecraft

  • cult of the lamb

  • castle crashers (ps3)

  • overwatch

🧩 PRiCE 
head/bustsketch: $5   lines: $7          flat color: $9   cell shaded: $11
waist-upsketch: $7    lines: $9            flat color: $11 cell shaded: $13
knees-upsketch: $9   lines: $11         flat color: $13 cell shaded: $15
full bodysketch: $11   lines: $13        flat color: $15 cell shaded: $18
+characters+75% base price

 
i ONLY DO BACKGROUNDS ON SPECiAL REQUEST + $$$(images are much higher quality off carrd - completed commission file is uploaded to google drive at 400 dpi)

🌱 SPRiTE EDiTS 
homestuckpixel: $6            hs frame: $8 pesterquest: $10
stardew valley pets*dog/cat: $20 horse: $15      bird: $5         farmhouse critters: $8          *(will discuss prices for other animals but general $5-$10 range depending on number of sprites per sheet)
multiples75% base price after 2 full price

 
i ONLY EDiT BACKGROUNDS ON SPECiAL REQUEST + $$$(images are much higher quality off carrd - completed commission file is uploaded to google drive at 400 dpi)